Redwall - about predators and those who eat them.

А вот комикс на рэдволльскую тему, совсем свежий. Давно хотела посмеяться над Гуло, самом мощном и опасном (с точки зрения физической силы) злодее, который, как вы все знаете, был убит белкой... Н-ну, я решила сделать его конец еще более нелепым, хотя это было непросто: нужно было найти еще одного каннибала...
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But the comic book on the Redwall theme, quite fresh. I wanted to laugh at Gulo, the most powerful and dangerous (in terms of physical strength) villain, which, as you all know, was killed by a squirrel ... W-well, I decided to make it even more ridiculous end, though it was not easy: I had to find another cannibal ...

Here is my rough translation:

GULO:-Gulo is a great warrior.
LECTER:-Really? ..
GULO:-YES! He is stronger and worse of all wolverines - who have lived, are living, even those who were not born yet! Gulo is the embodiment of barbaric power! He is ruthless and invincible, you devil's sake! Gulo is powerful, because it devours their enemies, and the enemies of it - all the animals in the world! Gulo everyone eats - weasels, foxes, other wolverines ... And if you're yapping, mouse, Gulo will eat you too! That's it! ...
*On the next day*
RAKKETY TAM:- ... Well, we decided to counter-attack. We go to their camp, and these villains - just imagine! - themselves ran to meet us, weeping and wailing ... As if the devil was on their tail! ... No, of course, we first thought it was a Gulo, but for strange reason he is wasnt in the camp! .. Hmm, that's strange ... Well to hell with him, with Gulo. The main thing is that the evil is gone, the war is over. After all, almost all of our supplies are already out. Luckily you, Doc, have brought us a whole load of meat. On the whole Redwall enough! However, where did you get all the meat, I'll never know ... By the way, it tastes great ... It's the pork?
LECTER:-You almost have guessed, Mr. MacBurl ...